By Madame de Wyn 
When you think of a Martini Cocktail, you think class, sophistication and high society garnished with a couple of olives and some inner villain action!
That’s exactly what the organisers of World Martini Day, celebrated every year on 21 June, would have you think. Still, there are some of us who can sip on a clean and crisp Martini whilst holding a hint of humour in our hearts.
Here are a few Martini quotes that will put a smile on your face before the third Martini does…
Drink me! Make life more fun! – Karen Walker (Will & Grace)
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber
I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl’s leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can’t even play Chopsticks. But I’ve got a nice piano at my house! – George Clooney
He knows just how I like my martini – full of alcohol. – Homer Simpson
I had never tasted anything so cool and clean. They made me feel civilized. – Ernest Hemingway
I like to have a martini, two at the very most –After three I’m under the table, After four, I’m under my host. – Dorothy Parker
They say a martini is like a woman’s breast: one ain’t enough and three is too many. – Gail, The Parallax View
Happiness is…finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry. – Johnny Carson