The Mission: Spit or Swallow?

The Answer: Always Swallow!
Popping up in your browser history like a long-forgotten adult site, spitorswallow.co.za is the definitive, no-nonsense resource for the daily drinker.
Writing as my alter-ego Madame de Wyn—I’m Anel Grobler, a self-confessed dedicated daily drinker. I bring my razor-sharp palate and critical mind to the bar; sarcasm is just the mixer. I cut through the marketing noise to deliver raw and real reviews on the drinks and the destinations that matter.
My mission is simple: keeping tabs on the local and global bar, booze, and beverage industry, one sip and SWALLOW at a time. Because SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!
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Experience & Expertise
My authority stems from 15 years as a professional freelance food and beverage journalist. This personal exploration of the drinks industry, manifested from a life dedicated to the pursuit of the perfect pour, is now the core of Spit or Swallow. I’ve visited and reviewed nearly every single South African wine farm with a cellar door and onsite tasting facilities (including work once published on the now-defunct drinksfeed.com). Through countless interviews, I dissect the rich, authentic stories found behind the glass.
Authoritativeness
Every article is an original, first-hand review and personal experience by Madame de Wyn. I secure exclusive access and interviews with chefs and mixologists, positioning Spit or Swallow as a unique, primary source for informed commentary.
Trustworthiness
Spit or Swallow adheres to a strict personal editorial process, ensuring all reports are transparent and independent of brand influence. The name is a brand, but the expertise and integrity are raw and real.
The Spit or Swallow Advantage: The Drinks Bulletin
Beyond my reviews on Spit or Swallow, the Drinks Bulletin is where we dive into the stories behind the trends. It doesn’t just suggest popular alcoholic brands and non-alcoholic brands; it highlights the lesser-known beverage options and exotic drinks destinations worth adding to any bucket list.
Spit or Swallow encourages daily exploration of bars, booze, and beverages, enriching the world’s appreciation for drinks, one sip, spit or swallow at a time.
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Contact & Policy
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